Lord Arthur Goring:
I'm sorry, Father, but the truth is, this is not my day for talking seriously.
Lord Caversham: what do you mean, sir?
Arthur Goring:
I mean that I only talk seriously on the first Tuesday of every month. Between noon and three.
An Ideal Husband - (1999) Cate Blanchett, Minnie Driver, Rupert Everett, Jeremy Northam