Tammy's Bird Brain

So it is still freezing cold and I am pretty mad about it although I am aware that I live in a desert and that any water we get I should be sincerely grateful for although my long showers and running the water so Eva will pee in the toilet might prove otherwise. Yes I used although twice in one sentence, is anyone impressed? I know, I know I know nothing about proper usage of grammar. Whatever I have better things to worry about like the weather which is something I have no control over although I am in control of my grammar. Hmmmmm.

The other day I mentioned to Clint and a friend that I overuse the words amazing and hilarious and I need to find new words to use. Clint suggested “barrel full of laughs” for hilarious and “incredible” for amazing. I then heard Clint use “barrel full of laughs” in a sentence later in the day and the person he was speaking to asked him why he was speaking like an old man so barrel full of laughs is out. Incredible hasn’t stuck yet but I am working on it.

Speaking of Clint I got back from the store this morning to the worst smelling diaper and asked Clint if Eva had diarrhea and Clint said,”A little; I think Eva is going to get sick”. I assumed it was because of the horrible diaper and because he was sick but then he proceeded to let me know that as he was changing her diaper he had only wiped her a couple times and some how she had gotten a hold of her Binky and stuck it in her butt crack and before he could grab the Binky she stuck it in her mouth. It didn’t necessarily have poo on it but he wasn’t confident that he had done a thorough wiping yet. So I just had a conversation with him on the phone and he told me that Eva was whiny and I mentioned that she probably isn’t feeling well and Clint said,”Yeah because she sucked on poo this morning.” I share this because I think that Clint is a barrel full of laughs and the way he tells stories is, again, a barrel full of laughs.

I would also like to share a very funny site with you if you like fashion and famous people and making fun of famous people’s fashion choices. You are probably thinking what could be funnier than me but this site is, incredibly enough.

Filed under: eva, funny, poo by Tammy