i’m working on myself, don’t worry

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

There is a blog I read just so that I can get irritated and claim the person a narcissist over and over. I don’t know why I keep going back. I just usually find myself going “Are you kidding me! Another beautiful picture of yourself posing in your perfect shoes and letting us all know how amazing you are?” I should really stop reading it but I am a girl and sometimes there is that inane urge to feel better about myself by making fun of someone else.

Anyways it made me think we are all pretty narcissistic and so then I felt guilty.

Here are the ways that I am a narcissist:

I fully believe if you don’t know me you are missing out.

I am hilarious

My kid and husband are better than yours.

I have to prove to you I am right even if you admit you think I am. (What the hell how annoying!)

If you knew what was going on in my head you would agree with me on everything.

I have a blog.

Now let’s all go to my forum and discuss how amazing I am. I will be chatting on my forum live for 1 hour so hurry and get there when I am on or you might miss out on my amazing wit and beauty.

Ok, so I don’t have a forum and I am just making fun of that person again. Hahahahaha. I am hilarious. Seriously I am totally giggling at myself.

Well, at least I am entertained.

Anybody?

Filed under: General, whatever by Tammy

11 Responses to “i’m working on myself, don’t worry”

Jake, on January 12th, 2010 at 6:27 pm Said:

Hahahahahah
Reags, on January 12th, 2010 at 9:02 pm Said:

This is awesome. I probably read like 3 or 4 of these. I love to read the comments. Seriously! 85 comments on a picture of your haircut? I think it’s so funny. Annoying, so annoying, but funny.

Car wreck in slow motion is how a friend put it. Painful to watch.
Becca, on January 12th, 2010 at 9:21 pm Said:

I read a blog today and thought “this person is a narcissist!” and I was actually really embarrassed for her. I wonder if you read the same one.
michelle, on January 12th, 2010 at 10:06 pm Said:

I totally know who’s blog you are talking about. Its mine, isn’t it.
michelle, on January 12th, 2010 at 10:21 pm Said:

you’re talking about the purple shoes, aren’t you?
sinika, on January 12th, 2010 at 10:25 pm Said:

I love reading her stuff…. and I wore yellow today- just in the mood i guess

How’s the training going?
alicia, on January 12th, 2010 at 11:12 pm Said:

I want to know who you are talking about.

I too, am a narcissistic asshole. And I love it.
Tammy, on January 13th, 2010 at 9:30 am Said:

It is not Michelle’s blog but I am totally jealous of Michelle and her blog.
michelle, on January 15th, 2010 at 8:38 am Said:

I guess it was pretty narcisistic of me to assume this post was about me, wasn’t it?

anyway, I actually think I know exactly who’s blog this is about, because you introduced it to me a long time ago – with the warning that she was narcisistic. So I didn’t actually think this was about me….but it looks like maybe sinika did?? lol
Jessica Cooley, on January 16th, 2010 at 5:20 pm Said:

Ha! Yes. I know the blog and I know the shoe picture. At least she’s a self-proclaimed narcissist.

By the way, I had forgotten that you were born on Christmas. I like that your mom did the half-birthday thing. I’ll have to do that for Charlie.
Natelli, on January 18th, 2010 at 12:22 pm Said:

okay, Tammy I totally laughed out loud when I read your list of why you are a narcacist! I too believe people are totally missing out if they don’t know you! and you are hilarious

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