Bored and Looking for My Hilariousness
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009I am bored bored bored. The orange tic tacs are just not doing it for me today. Yesterday they were the highlight of my day since I can have sugar again. Yes, that is right, my candida diet worked. Although I can’t binge on cookie dough like I really want to. I have the best recipe too. I don’t know why people even bake cookie dough. It completely ruins it don’t you know that? It turns it into something solid and crunchy and why would you want to do that when cookie dough is perfect in its gooey, sticky splendor?
Anyways, my right boob is working perfectly now thank you very much. I just pumped 5 oz out of it. Yes you heard that right! It is a record for that one and I am very proud of it.
I have to go running tonight. I love running, well at least when I am done running I love it. During, not so much. It is a battle in my brain the whole time to keep myself moving. But when I am done I can actually feel my muscles and it is all worth it. Plus it is making my stomach shrink. I swear stomach is spelled with an ‘e’ at the end but every time I spell check it tells me to take it off.
See how bored I am. I need to revamp some things. Get some exciting things happening. Get out of the toxic slump I have been in for what seems like eons but really a year and a half. I used to be fun and hilarious….to myself. I want that energy back. Where to look.
I totally know how you feel in not feeling quite the same as you used to… that being said–I think you are very funny.
You are totally funny! If you used to be funnier, before a year and a half ago, then I feel totally ripped off.
Funny and oh so familiar…the cookie dough, feelings about running, I'm right there with you.
Oh and I love the Arcade Fire song on the preview. I can't stop listening to it.