Mark Your Calendars!!!
Friday, August 15th, 2008
I just got this email from a friend and feel that it is my duty as a proud American to pass it on. I can’t wait until next Saturday!!!!!
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other
than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it’s okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless America ! It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don’t do this you’re
a terrorist sympathizing lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat!
Hahahahahaha! I’m totally in. I don’t even need a suicide by nudity excuse.
And where did this come from? Does his name rhyme with Wong Mannity?
LOL, that is hilarious! Only if I can down a six pack before I go out naked. I love the picture of your sweet baby! I’ll be tuning in to find out what it is in a few weeks. I’m so excited for you guys!
hahahha Lol are you going to do it?