Trying to Make Up
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008I am aware that my blog sucks lately. Nothing has happened to me lately worth writing so I thought I would try to make up for it by sharing a really embarrassing moment about myself. Since I have told you all of Clint’s I might as well share one of my own.
A few years ago my sister-in-law, Marie, lived in Florida and Clint and I along with his other sister’s family went to visit. It was a lot of fun. We went to Disney World and Sea World and to the beach. Marie’s husband Phil is a big surfer and was excited to show us how to surf. I had never really spent a lot of time with Phil and I was excited to get to know him better.
The waves were tiny so they were perfect for me. I wasn’t really prepared for surfing since I didn’t bring the proper attire. All I had was my swimsuit which was a bikini top and the bottoms were regular bottoms with a little skirt connected to cover my butt and thighs. I had lost a little weight so the bottoms were a little loose but not like they would fly off or anything. Phil was a great teacher and talked me through it and then told me he would hold the board for me so that I could hop on and then he would let it go and tell me when to stand up.
So, we were in the water and it was about to my shoulders and Phil told me to hop on. Surf boards are a lot wider then I expected and the hop on was not graceful. I struggled to get on and in the midst of my struggling to straddle the thing with Phil right behind me I thought “My swimsuit is loose, I hope it doesn’t move so he has a view of everything I don’t want him to see”. While thinking this I hear his voice from behind me say “Usually people wear board shorts when they do this”. I was mortified. I didn’t know what to say so I think I said “Ya, I know” and pretended like everything was fine. He confirmed what I hoped wasn’t true. I was glad when he told me it was time. The amazing thing is that I got up on my first try. It was really fun and I probably went just 50 yards but it felt really cool. Phil thought that it was amazing that I got up on my first try and still talks about it to this day. I really hope that my getting up has completely overshadowed the flashing of my hoo-ha and that every time he talks about it he doesn’t remember the other part as well.
Marie, don’t ask Phil. I don’t want to bring up the memory for him if he doesn’t remember it.
That’s a good one. Having your brother-in-law know what your goods look like can’t be all that thrilling.
Believe me, Phil is afraid of the v-a-g-i-n-a. It was probably worse for him. Not that the view was bad, I bet it was great. That was fun, I hope we can do that again. Next time I wont have post partum depression.
He still tells everyone that you got up on your first try. You are a legend!
I like that you just acted casual about it, like it was no big deal. really funny story, Larry once walked in on me pumping, it was embarrasing.
Oh, I’m sure he still thought “nice butt” even thought he’s your bro in law. Way to go on getting up on your first try, I’ve always wanted to try surfing too. You’ve done all these things I want to do. Do you SCUBA too?