You Wipe Every Time????
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008I had a really funny conversation with Clint today. We were sitting there and I was telling him something about my period and then this:
Clint: How do you know if you start your period?
Me: Well, I can feel it and usually when I go to the bathroom and I wipe and then I know it is coming.
Clint: Wait, you wipe every time? Even when you pee?
Me: Yes, of course.
Clint: Do all girls?
Me: Yes.
Clint: Really? Why?
Me: If you don’t your underwear gets all wet.
Clint: So it just takes one wipe and then you are dry and nothing else comes out?
Me: Yes, usually.
Clint: Really. That is amazing.
I am laughing just typing it out. I thought this was hilarious and he thought it was amazing. I guess it is understandable. Why would he know. He doesn’t wipe when he pees so why should I, but it is still really funny.
So, why don’t guys wipe? Why isn’t there toilet paper rolls by men’s urinals?
Bob and I are busting a gut here readying this….oh man!
Reminds me of my Grandpa saying that women should for sure wash their hands after going to the bathroom but men don’t need to…because hey, they don’t touch anything. What? Yeah, I don’t get it either….:-)
That is too funny. How have you been married for 8 years and he doesn’t know that you wipe after you pee?
And what about the dribble that men get after they pee…..they always have a little wet spot on their underwear. They should wipe!
I don’t know why they don’t wipe, but I am teaching my little boys to wipe and also to wipe off the seat every time. That is sooo funny that Clint did not know. You would, well you probably wouldn’t be cuz you know Dave, but he did not know a lot of things that he maybe should have known about female anatomy when we got married.
i use your google search thingy a couple times a day.
I can’t even use that four letter word. It makes me blush.
I love that story, that’s so funny! I agree with mushbelly, the little dribble spot on mens underwear has got to go!
Clint says guys can’t help the dribble it comes out not matter what.
That is so hilarious! I’m laughing so hard. At least guys can shake it off, we can’t so easily, I’ve tried. Good subject. I love it!
FUNNY! FUNNY! I’ve been married for 13 years and a few months ago Mark was in the bathroom and I was listening (ya, that’s probably weird) and I could tell he didn’t wash his hands. When he came out I was like, “You didn’t wash your hands!” He said, “I just peed” I said, “so?….”
He then explained that he doesn’t wipe when he pees. I couldn’t believe it! THAT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME!
Oh well, what do you do?
I’m with Nat. I will train up the next generation to wipe!